How to Know if it's Hot

Have you ever wondered if it was hot? It can be quite a difficult thing to discern. Luckily there are two simple questions you can ask yourself to confirm if it is in fact hot.

Have multiple co workers of yours told you upwards of fifteen each that it is hot? If the answer is yes that's a strong indicator that it might be hot. If they use extremely descriptive similes you can all but confirm that it is at least a bit toasty. Some examples might be...

• "It's hot as fuck."

• "It's as hot as a bitch in here."

• "It's fucking hot as balls."

To avoid the heat you can simply take a break in the AC or get a cold drink of water.

Are you getting absolutely blasted in Smash? This one might be harder to answer than the last, so if you are not sure there are a couple follow up questions that can help you correctly answer.

• Are you profusely sweating while playing a video game? 

• Are you giving up and throwing away your remaining lives when something somewhat unfortunate happens in game?

• Are you refusing to play with certain players simply for being better than you at the game?

• Are you getting continually stun-locked in pika-fire spam?

• Is your ass getting mercilessly beat by feet of the stinky variety? Stinky clean...

• Are you storming out of the building after being thoroughly beaten to go fuck a fat chick?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes then it is indeed hot in here. Avoiding the heat for this scenario is extremely difficult.You might think taking your pants off and playing smash in your underwear will help but you'd be wrong. If anything this may make it even hotter and people may recognize you're sweaty and take advantage of the opportunity. Some say watching YouTube to learn different strategies to play the game with could help but this is a myth and anyone who does this you can know with certainty is bad and not better than you.