Pride Month 2019: Why CONSERVATIVES love GAY minority porn!

This article was written by George Lansky

Right now you are probably scratching your head and wondering Isn't pride month over? Well to that I'll say: OF COURSE NOT! Pride month is now every month. The LBGTQ community has been oppressed by Nazi-like policies for too long. It won't hurt heterosexuals to allow the LBGTQ+ one year to themselves to rewrite the bad white cis males have done. It's the natural process of a multi-cultural society.

Now that we have gotten that out-of-the-way, let's talk about the subject at hand: Conservatives and their POC gay fetish. Information provided by Google search trends have shown that conservative states are more likely to watch gay porn, more particularly in the bible belt. This may seem strange to some but a closer analysis may show why this is the case. Southerners were always into homosexuality but the white cis male hierarchy is stopping them from expressing themselves in public and the only way for them to get turned on is to watch gay porn.

Pornhub came out with a study that shows that southern states are more likely to watch gay, black, and other meaningful pornography. This really begs the question "If so many conservatives are watching young gay porn, why aren't they participating in helping to carry out cultural enrichment such as the push for decriminalize pedophilia?" The answer is quite simple: They are either brainwashed by the system but their heart is telling them to watch gay porn or they don't want to lose their white privilege. These two explanations were concluded in the American Hebrew Association.

The study also concluded that more gay porn(At least 10 masturbation sessions a day)  is recommended to undo the brainwashing. After one month of masturbation, the subjects should go out and have sex with whatever they see. Some subjects report that their penis is too weak and they have lower cognitive abilities. The simple solution to this is too cut off ones cis white men penis and to live as a female.( Disclaimer: We are not telling you to cut off your penis. However we believe it's the 7th step in cultural enrichment in the west. If you cut off your penis this is on your own accord and we did not tell you too)

Subjects that did the recommendations in this study felt higher cognitive abilities(after they cut their penis) and better social abilities to express their homosexuality. We hope this article can enrich many gay conservatives to follow their own path and join the enrichment.

*The words mention above may or may not be true*