BIDEN SAYS "IRAN HOSTAGE CRISIS AVERTED" AFTER DEBT CEILING TALKS WITH McCARTHY

JOE BIDEN PROCLAIMS "THE IRAN HOSTAGE CRISIS HAS BEEN AVERTED" after talks with Kevin McCarthy reach a conclusion on discussions on the manufactured debt ceiling crisis. The press was left confused, as the Iran hostage crisis was resolved within minutes of President Ronald Regan taking the oath of office on January 20th, 1981, after Carter's negotiation failure. McCarthy gave Biden a concerned look, and clarified. "We have reached a tentative deal to curb our government's radical spending habits, and have agreed on needed budget cuts to raise the debt ceiling." McCarthy then went on to explain the process to get the bill passed through the democrat-majority Senate and the cooperative Republican House of Representatives. McCarthy stated his is confident this bill will pass both houses. He also claims that this bill narrowly avoids a catastrophic Democrat-caused debt default.

McCarthy laid out some details in the bill, which includes the following budget cuts:
-Cutting all woke spending in the military
-Discontinuing the Common Core education curriculum
-Ending all practices of the racist practice of Affirmative Action
-Banning all reparation projects until 2024
-Abolishing Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid
-Sunsetting the usage of money-wasting green energy projects by 2028
-Increasing national police and military budgets by $847 Trillion

Trump praised the bill on Truth Social, claiming credit for writing the 3-page bill. 

With the bill proceeding to the Senate, America will avoid its first ever sovereign default. However, some Democrats have voiced opposition to the bill, and indicated they are willing to kill the bill, which would make them singlehandedly responsible for the largest financial crisis in American history.

Written by Daniél Perez, of The Coyote Journal