I Am Running For President In 2024
Tags: President election 2024
I Am Running For President In 2024 published by KingCharles
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Posted on 2019-06-05
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A Few My Campaign Promises If Elected President
Legalize midget slavery (black midgets will be exempt, although they will not be allowed to own their own midgets)
Fuck every other country other than America
Both Israel and Palestinian will be nuked my first day in office
State mandated Waifus for every single man
Will build giant steel wall with laser beam weapons at the Mexican and Canadian border
Revoke women's rights to vote
All disputes will be solved with pistol duels to the death
Hunger games style battle royal death match for troubled youth to compete in
Citizens will be required to participate in the mandatory shaming of fat people
Firearms issued to every citizen at birth (except midgets)
Legalize the murder of Canadians
I hope I can count on your vote come 2024.
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