A Few My Campaign Promises If Elected President

 Legalize midget slavery (black midgets will be exempt, although they will not be allowed to own their own midgets)

 Fuck every other country other than America 

 Both Israel and Palestinian will be nuked my first day in office

 State mandated Waifus for every single man

 Will build giant steel wall with laser beam weapons at the Mexican and Canadian border

 Revoke women's rights to vote

 All disputes will be solved with pistol duels to the death

 Hunger games style battle royal death match for troubled youth to compete in

 Citizens will be required to participate in the mandatory shaming of fat people

 Firearms issued to every citizen at birth (except midgets)

 Legalize the murder of Canadians

I hope I can count on your vote come 2024.